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"I ordered DEcaffeinated coffee,' dammit!"
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"They call me...
...LARGE MARGE."
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"Listen to me, I've got MLK's blood
on my shirt!" / "Then why are you
hiding that headless chicken behind
you, Jesse?"
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The original concept for SuperMan's
enemy 'Bizarro' was called...ZIPPERMAN
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"Rozencrantz, get our jingle of coin
back. This is NOT what I thought
'being caught up in the action' meant."
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"Next, we pour the vinegar into the
baking soda aaaand..."
BOOOOM!
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Meet George Cradlebrook...
Hula Hoop Champion of the World!
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"Does this mean I'm a 'Bond Girl?'" /
"Only if we lube up with SuperGlue."
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.oO(Ripley sure gives good head...
Maybe I shouldn't have sent her to
the loading docks.)
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"Is that a new logo, or is it just
happy to see me?" ~or~ "I don't
like the way that logos lookin' at me."
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"I'm sick and tired of your bitchin',
Joe. This oughta cool off yer
'burnin' 'roids!'" |
"I don't care if you did pay for them,
Scotty. You're not beaming my
implants anywhere."
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"What's Nos4a2 eating down there?" /
"Oh honey, just you wait."
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.oO(This would be a lot easier if
those dumb elves could ever hack
into the Social Security server.)
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"At Smith-Barney, we make $ the old-
fashioned way...we sue the pants
off anybody and everybody." |
[How to play chess...after Enron:]
"Cog to CEO's Accountant 5."
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"Captain Picard, perimeter alert off
the port bow...it's the 'Attack of the
Clone." [Deleted scene from ST:Nemesis]
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And this is your brain on
'Caption This!'
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"So are you supposed to be 'The Tick'
or 'Arthur?'" / "Um, both actually
thanks to 'The Terror's Combo-Ray." |
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned:
Over the weekend, I invented licorice
flavored bubble-gum."
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"Well, the bazooka packaging was
clearly marked 'Parental Supervision
Required." / "I wonder where Calvin is now?"
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"Dammit, Richard Simmons. Stop
using your powers for evil" / "Like
you want to be back in the TV." /
"Don't you?" / "Touche'"
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For the Wonder Woman in your life.
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." /
"Thees eez bekauws vu or-daired
ze fly zoup." / "D'OH!"
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Got Sci-fi?
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I suppose that fits. I'm planning on
January 01 to be XXX-Rated
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.oO(Damn card-reader's off-line again.
I'll just use my UV-Vision to cut the
wall in half.)
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"1, 2, 3...rock, paper, scissors,
houseplant, telephone, mouse pad..." /"Enough! Now, I'm gonna explain this one more time." |
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Honey, you ready for the party tonight?
"Almost dear, just putting on the lampshade now."
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~Feeeeliiiings, Whoa-oh-oh, Feeeliings
I wish I never met you, girl...~
*GONG GONG GONG GONG*
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"Luke, I am your father."
"Ohmygosh, I need to go see my therapist now."
(SW5:ESB for 'boomers)
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"There's my daughter, Buffy. I'm
back from the dead to criticize
your housekeeping abilities."
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Baby got BACK. |
"Lucy, I'm... HOME. |
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