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Yarmulkes...of the
FUTURE!!!
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"Call now and we'll send a
free sample 'Oprah-sized'
diaphragm with your order."
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"Dude, where's my gun?"
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"Not see Germany' this and 'Not
see Germany' that. How can you go
go to Germany and not see it?"
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.oO(I vonder auf Hitler's
parents knew they vould
kreate such a Feuher?)
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Recently, France started
using their flag from the
1940's again.
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*BRRRRRAAAAP!*
"Enchilada Nirvana, my foot."
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"Watch out for that asteroid." / "I see it.
I see it." .oO(Backseat pilots...Sheesh!)/
*CRUNCH* .oO(Women pilots...Sheesh!)
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Proof that Bean-O is a
bargain at any price.
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"Ma'am, have you accepted
Bessie the Cow as your personal
Lord and Savoir?"
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"I give up. What do you get if you cross
a master cylinder with a carbureator?"/
"A masterbura-Oh, you're sick."
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"Holy Cow! Now tttTTHHAT'S
one hell of a foyer!"
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I'm not quite sure, but
I think this is telling me I'm
pregnant with a bowling ball.
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"Okay man, I'll talk.
Just put down the spork."
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"Wait, Dr. Furter! Let me
pose before you shoot me with
your Medusa ray."
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Kirk's acting wasn't quite so wooden
after being replaced by a puppet
(& demoted to the Science Dept.)
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"Captain? *ahem* Your
'transporter accident' is
showing again."
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"I'm sorry but the only thing
we have left to trade is
advanced tanning bed technology."
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Welcome to Not-Texas
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"Captain! We're under
attack from Marge
Simpson's hair."
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Claim not valid concerning
VolksWagon Beetles.
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"Son, I hate to be the one to tell you this but
this is the part where I evoke cheap sympathy
from the audience by telling you your mother is
dead and thereby explaining the karmic reasons for
the incredible adventure you're about to go on." |
"Yeah, I went to go see that 'LXG' movie and
when I saw that carrier-sized, solar-powered
submarine capable of negotiating the canals of
Venice, I thought, 'I can bear no more insult."
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Ironically, the first color TV
cabinets were actually dull grey.
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Next, we find out what
happens when Gulliver snorts
Lillputain cocaine addicts.
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The Hulk enjoys eating green
peas. They fill him with
green peaness.
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*Cuckoo*
"Whoa! Where'd the
little birdie go?"
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"So like, when the whores
were getting stoned in the Bible,
um, who was their dealer?"
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Gladys regretted buying
a Chia House.
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"So, what do you think of our new
'SubSteak' sandwich?" / "I think I
prefer the British 'TubeSteak' version."
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Next time on 'Monster House'...
"Hulk ready to tear out
kitchen cabinets now!"
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"Wow! I knew they're sometimes
called flashlights, but I
never expected this."
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"Roight, Oy think Valdemort's
makin' 'air grow out me ears."
[Harry Potter c. 2025]
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"Oh dear, you've hit puberty.
Now you wait right there and
I'll go get the iodine and salt-peter."
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"You got chocolate in my
peanut butter." / "No, you got
peanut butter in my chocolate."
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[michael, the driver's seat requests
that you stop eating eggs.] / "KITT,
stop embarrassing me on camera.
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Baby got BACK. |
"Lucy, I'm... HOME. |
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